Okay Fellas, Here is the thing. You guys are always complaining how girls are so complicated and how you never know what we are thinking. Look who is talking. The male species has got to be the most cave man like specie out there and I dont know about y'all but Me No Speak Cave Man.
So let me break a few things down for you:
This is a HANDBOOK to how ONLY Jessica Eileen Palencia likes to be treated by a suitor.
I am not speaking in behalf of all girls for all girls are very different. HOWEVER, i am speaking for many many girls, and you will know that your girl likes to be treated like this if she is classy and has similar qualities as I.
Stage 1: We Just Met
Ok So many guys are pigs, yes, even the nice ones have their pig like side. DONT let me see that yet. Just dont. Dont mention sex, or "what would you do to me" questions. Back off with the physical and sexual stuff. That just tells me what matters to you. If we are just meeting please do not try taking things fast and making yourself so obssesed. Here is a secret to get a girl intrigued. Ready for this? DO NOT MAKE YOUR SELF TOO AVAILABLE! Girls love it when the guy is not easy. Tell me. What is so excited about a guy that is single, hitting on you, and is making it so obvious he has no game in his life. Like seriously be real? Girls like a catch, a guy that other girls want. Dont be mistaken though, this doesnt mean you want her to think you are a player or that your cocky, it just simply says, yes I am into you, BUT If I wanted to, there are other girls out there willing.
Another Thing. Dont go on asking all the time, what do you think of me so far or any other crusty stuff like that. It is annoying. Dont look for my approval, be strong.
Stage 2: We are "Talking"
Ok so if we are talking then that means that the girl is saying "hey, I like you and im interested and im willing to only talk talk to you". If a girl is saying that, then your doing something right. DO NOT F IT UP BY "TALKING" to any other girl than her. So if you are talking then you can spice it up a bit. Do not go far with it, but tiny little things are fine. When describing a girl, girls love it when you use words like "gorgeous" or "beautiful" or "breath taking". I'd take those words any day over "hot" or "sexy" or "smoking". Those words can work at times too, but if your trying to get into her heart instead of her pants the first set of words can do the trick. Also, guys, get to know the girl and what pace she prefers. That doesn't mean you have to be boring, just know her boundries.
Scenerio 1 ----> Lets Say She Doesnt do more than just kissing if they arent even going out yet. Ok so all you can do so far is kiss her, thats fine but make it UNFORGETABLE. You know what I mean. Bring out the charm and the chemistry and the romance. Take a walk out, lean her against a tree, say something sweet put your arm and both sides of her head, let her smell you cologne (make sure you have some gum, cuz if your breath stinks then that ruins it), look into her eyes, lean in slowly, and kiss her soft but strong, warm, but CONFIDENT. You can even make this hotter by doing this in the rain. :)
Stage 3: Going Out
Ahhhh ok, so lets face it, these days there is no difference between dating and going out or being a couple. It is all the same. So if you have gotten as far as being a couple, GOOD JOB! I hope you asked her out in a sweet memorable way. Girls like to remember dates and "first times"
At this point I cant tell you what to do, this is all a partner thing. At this point I can only tell you what I like. If we are going out, guys tend to think, the excitement of getting the girl is over. Don't be an idiot, if you thought that was exciting, it gets better. Your the guy! Have fun with it! Just because we are going out, it doesnt mean you can stop doing things that you did before. Dont just STOP being sweet and charming, if anything make it even more powerful so that you can KEEP me.
Things to Do:
1. Still open doors for me, hold my bag, carry my books, scoot out the chair before I sit. I am your PRINCESS FOOL!
2. Make things hot. By now you know the boundries. Dont push. DONT. Go at the girls speed, but like i said, have fun with it. Make things hot, make it romantic, Spice it up.
3. Dont treat the girl like you can just deal with her later. Translation. Dont ditch her for video games, or boys night. Obviously you cand do these things, im not saying dont, I just mean that when she takes time out for you, you should do the same.
4. Please Please. Understand this. ILL EVEN BREAK THIS CAVE MAN STYLE FOR YOU. DO NOT CHEAT. JUST DONT. Getting past this is not easy, and most girls will either A) Break up with you. B) Get back with you, but things are never the same C) Do something with another guy to get back D) Do something hurtful and creative. Dont risk it. Just Keep you tongue, hands, lips, and penis to yourself.
How to Keep the relationship Flowing:
1. Guys please use your Brain. Girls are suckers for sweet things and romance. Do surprise gifts, or visits. Im not saying go expensive, but small things go a long way. A note at her locker. A letter in her purse. A surprise visit, a walk to class out of nowhere. Small things go a long way.
2. Be sweet.
3. This is why I said dont go to fast, the slower you took things, the more new things you have left to do later. Its fun :)
4. Personally, I am a little kinky, a lot of girls secretly are. Bring on the fun and games, and whip cream.
5. You better kiss me in the rain and hold me tight.
6. Late night phone calls just to say I love you and iim thinking about you.
So guys, What have We learned here so far? Basically take things slow, get to know the girl, be sweet, be honest me romantic. Do what you gotta do, but be a gentleman, NO GIRLS IN THEIR RIGHT MIND like a pig. Sex shouldnt be what matters, The girl is what matters. Show her that. Dont be afraid to show a girl her soft side. Be fun.! Be best friends! Tell each other secrets. Be loving. Be sleek sexy and cool. Visit her randomly just to give her a kiss or a hug. Show her she matters.
Well Peeps, thanks for reading. Until Later, With Love,
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